Windows 98 Source Code

/* Windows '98 source code */
/* 
TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
Project: Chicago(tm)
Projected release-date: Summer 1998
*/
#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#define INSTALL_HARD
char make_prog_look_big 1600000;
void main()
{
  while(!CRASHED)
  {
   display_copyright_message();
   display_bill_rules_message();
   do_nothing_loop();
   if (first_time_installation)
   {
     make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
     do_nothing_loop();
     totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
     search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS2();
     hang_system();
   }
   write_something(anything);
   display_copyright_message();
   do_nothing_loop();
   do_some_stuff();
   if (still_not_crashed)
   {
     display_copyright_message();
     do_nothing_loop();
     basically_run_windows_3.1();
     do_nothing_loop();
     do_nothing_loop();
   }
  }
  if (detect_cache())
   disable_cache();
  if (fast_cpu())
  {
   set_wait_states(lots);
   set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
   set_mouse(action, jumpy);
   set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
  }
 
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11");*/
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
  printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
  if (system_ok())
   crash(to_dos_prompt);
  else
   system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", 
              O_CREATE);
  while(something)
  {
   sleep(5);
   get_user_input();
   sleep(5);
   act_on_user_input();
   sleep(5);
  }
  create_general_protection_fault();
}